Hey, your hubcaps are flying. There’s sirens right behind you. Your tires squealing as they chase you down for being a hero. Caltrops are everywhere. And snipers try to fuck your day up. ‘Cause you shot some president and now the TV says you’re a bad guy.

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Let’s see if you guys can find me.  Even though I look absolutely ridiculous in each picture that was posted. Whatever, it’s total proof that I witnessed this glorious night.

Life is excellent. The tap water tastes like excrement.